Fantasy basketball is fun enough on its own with 82 NBA games to battle through and maybe a little scratch on the action. But what if you raised the stakes a bit? What if winning wasn’t everything, but avoiding a last-place finish at all costs was?
Introducing fantasy basketball punishments, a fun way to elevate the drama and entertainment of your league at someone else’s expense — you hope, of course. It could always end up being you at the bottom of the standings.
From the publicly humiliating to the physically exhausting, these fantasy basketball punishments beautifully toe the line of embarrassment and good-natured ribbing to rid your league of intentional tanking and make every year more memorable.
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Hoops-Themed Fantasy Basketball Punishments
Free throw challenge
The 40-yard dash is a challenging but ultimately pretty quick punishment. Making 50-100 (or more!) free throws is a more drawn out, psychological feat of endurance. And it’s not enough to make the loser to do it in an empty gym: It’s much more exciting for all the other league members to pretend the loser is an opposing player and you’re trying everything you can do get them to miss. To be really torturous, you could even set the required free throw tally equal to the number of points scored against their team.
H-O-R-S-E
I know what you’re thinking: H-O-R-S-E is a fun game, how is this a punishment for the league’s loser? Let me finish. Three straight hours of H-O-R-S-E in Black Tie optional dress wear.
Tunnel Photoshoot
The NBA and the W have made the pregame “tunnel walk” iconic. League Fits has made style as much a part of the game’s coverage as the on-court action. Dress your league’s loser in a closet’s worth of ridiculous outfits and stage a calendar photoshoot that you can share on social media, in an email newsletter, in every group chat they’re in with you, etc.
Classic Fantasy Basketball Punishments
Town Crier Punishment
Have your league’s last place finisher post up at a busy intersection with a sign declaring their fantasy ineptitude in an embarrassing costume or a rival’s jersey. Maybe you make them do a full on “Hear ye, hear ye, a message from a fantasy basketball loser…” every hour, dream away.
Open Mic Night
If your last place finisher gets a little uneasy with performance, a karaoke night could be just the punishment. In keeping with the theme, have them get loose on the floor with Technotronic’s Pump Up the Jam.
Stand-Up Comedy
Even more humiliating than a karaoke bar is a tight five minutes of stand up. Without the mercy of a backing track, stand-up comedy is a far more vulnerable form of public shaming for the last place finisher. Up the ante by having all the other league members write the material and either only give it to the loser right before they go on stage or have it prepared on cue cards.
Waffle House Challenge
The Waffle House Challenge calls on the loser to post up at a Waffle House or other 24-hour eatery (depending on your location) for a really long time. A full 24 might be extreme, but even eight hours in the same booth ordering pancakes and orange juice over and over will be enough to make the staff wonder if something is wrong with them.
Hot Chocolate Stand
A winter-friendly twist on the classic lemonade stand punishment. A hot chocolate stand teaches a valuable entrepreneurial lesson and, you know, it’s really cold outside. Create social posts for a funny reminder of a most wonderful season.
Standardized Tests
Another classic fantasy football punishment that will be right at home with fantasy basketball is having the loser sit for the SAT or ACT. Or maybe they have to measure the derivative of Steph Curry’s shooting arc. Or both.
Custom Team Names
Doling out insulting custom team names is an even harsher punishment for a fantasy basketball loser because of how long the season is. Every week the loser must hand the keys of their team’s name to their week’s opponent. If you find yourself in a roto league, give everyone a turn when a nice demeaning name comes to mind.
Spicy Wings Challenge
Another classic from the fantasy football punishment lore is a spicy food challenge. Whether it be wings, peppers or chips the point is to see them sweat and pray for a merciful end to a mouthful of lava.
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Frequently Asked Questions
How do you decide on a fantasy punishment?
A fantasy league punishment for a last place finisher should be something that all league members are comfortable with and agree to prior to the start of the season.
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