Name: A Woman's Right to Chop
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 min

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Dennis and Charlie stand guard at the entrance to their laser tag base waiting to ambush the legendary "Big Mo," but Dennis begins to ponder the reasons they play laser tag and if their pursuit of a victory is worth their effort.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Waiting for Big Mo

When a trendy new hair salon opens up next door to Paddy's, Dennis and Frank go on the offensive to stop women from cutting off their hair; Mac reunites with his childhood dog, Poppins.

A Woman's Right to Chop

Trapped inside Paddy's with a suicidal jumper on the roof, the gang wonders if it should bother intervening.

Paddy's Has a Jumper

As a record-breaking heat wave overtakes Philly, the gang plans to profit from global warming by pumping up the A/C so people will congregate at Paddy's and save energy at home.

The Gang Solves Global Warming

In the black-and-white noir world of his memory, Charlie navigates the seedy underbelly of Philadelphia when Frank is "diarrhea poisoned," and it's up to Charlie to clean up the mess.

The Janitor Always Mops Twice

During their trip to the Philadelphia Zoo, Mac sets up a text group chain for the gang, but confusion sets in and the gang must learn from the meerkats on how to communicate properly in a group.

The Gang Texts

Annoyed that the gang failed to react as he nearly choked to death on an appetizer, Frank decides the waiter, his savior, is the only person who has his back.

The Gang Chokes

Landing in the middle of a focus group after a screening of "Thunder Gun 4: Maximum Cool," the gang is determined to restore glory and traditional American values back into the franchise, even if it involves sabotage.

Thunder Gun 4: Maximum Cool

Mac concocts a scheme to attract single women to rent Dennis' bedroom while Frank and Charlie make similar plans to draw in young, European coeds, but neither ad attracts their intended target.

The Gang Gets Romantic

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Egocentric Mac, Charlie, Dennis, Frank and Dee, a group of degenerates who owns the unsuccessful Paddy's Pub, love nothing more than to scheme, conspire and mostly revel in each other's misery.

S14 E9 | A Woman's Right to Chop