Name: Douche and Turd
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 min

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Stan helps the woodland animals build a manger for the birth of their Lord.

South Park

Woodland Critter Christmas

Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.

Cartman's Incredible Gift

Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.

Quest for Ratings

For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.

Preschool

The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains; Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart.

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.

Douche and Turd

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Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.

Goobacks

The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.

The Jeffersons

Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.

AWESOM-O

Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.

You Got...

The Passion of the Jew

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The off-colour adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.

S8 E8 | Douche and Turd

E14 | Woodland Critter Christmas

E13 | Cartman's Incredible Gift

E12 | Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

E11 | Quest for Ratings

E10 | Preschool

E9 | Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

E8 | Douche and Turd

E7 | Goobacks

E6 | The Jeffersons

E5 | AWESOM-O

E4 | You Got...

E3 | The Passion of the Jew