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When Brian becomes romantically interested in someone and it inspires him to use Stewie's time machine, strange consequences result from their journey.

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Faith No More

Peter tries to protest Hollywood after learning that Brad Pitt was cast in a biopic about a politician; after Pitt injures himself on set, Peter must act out the role himself.

Fat Actor

Stewie and Brian become overwhelmed after winning a coffee shop; Peter and his friends annoy Meg at her new lifeguard job when they don't follow the pool rules.

Lifeguard Meg

Peter and his friends wonder about what their dream jobs would be; Peter enters a sequence featuring himself as a James Bond-type; Quagmire reflects on his job as an aerobics instructor; Cleveland and Joe take part in a "Lethal Weapon" sequence.

Take This Job and Love It

Lois joins Chris's school as a substitute teacher, launching him into the cool kids club, but only time will tell how long he remains a member.

Teacher's Heavy Pet

When the Griffins win a trip to Maine at Peter's company picnic, they decide to invite their friends on the vacation; tensions run high and things soon spiral out of control when the cabin burns down.

Cabin Pressure

Lois decides to sell the family's TV to help pay for Christmas presents; Kevin James gets upset over losing Peter as a viewer.

The Return of The King (Of Queens)

Meg discovers her tears produce delicious cookies; Peter and the guys launch a male talk show.

Baking Sad

Winner of a Snapple contest, Lois uses her winnings to take Meg on a tropical vacation; flaunting their wealth, the two are kidnapped; Stewie and Brian undergo "friendship therapy."

Snap(ple) Decision

Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother, Boston Stewie, so that he may be adopted; Meg and Chris start a venture in which people online pay Chris to sit on and smash cupcakes.

Boston Stewie

Peter is emasculated when, on their anniversary, he abandons Lois amidst a shark attack; Stewie finds a mini fridge and lives the dorm lifestyle.

Baby, It's Cold Inside

Peter and Lois vacation in Florida, only to discover they've rented a condo in a retirement community; Brian helps Stewie take his first shower.

Old World Harm

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S22 E11 | Teacher's Heavy Pet