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A judge assaults an attorney with his gavel; and a confused daytime-drama devotee reports dastardly deeds from TV soap operas.

Barney Miller

The Judge

A partial lobotomy turns a master thief into a mindless zombie; An Amish man is unable to use the telephone to call for help after he's been mugged.

The Desk

Barney hesitates signing a release for Harris' new book.; Wojo's new parrot dies; and a suicide hot-line operator decides to end it all.

The Bird

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; A man threatens to burst into flames; Two topless dancers arrested.

Strip Joint

The detectives are shocked to discover that a chauffeur involved in a minor traffic accident is actually a slave indentured to a Burmese diplomat.

The Slave

A monk suspects foul play when one of his novitiates vanishes during a weekend in New York; and it's Dietrich's turn to cross-dress for mugging detail.

The Brother

Barney posts the annual vacation schedule; and two brothers feud when one refuses to donate a kidney to his ailing sibling.

Vacation

A charming mugger poses as a photographer to lure his victims; Wojo brings in a man who claims to be Jesus Christ.

The Photographer

Scanlon starts a witch-hunt to root out an anonymous gay officer in the Twelfth Precinct; an angry citizen takes an ax to a department store Muzak machine.

Inquisition

Capt. Barney Miller of the NYPD 12th Precinct and his staff handle the various local troubles and characters that come into the squad room.

S6 E9 | The Judge

E9 | The Judge

E8 | The Desk

E7 | The Bird

E6 | Strip Joint

E5 | The Slave

E4 | The Brother

E3 | Vacation

E2 | The Photographer

E1 | Inquisition