Name: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 min

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Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Two and a Half Men

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.

It Was Mame, Mom

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.

S2 E20 | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

E24 | Does This Smell Funny to You?

E23 | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

E22 | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

E21 | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

E20 | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

E19 | A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

E18 | It Was Mame, Mom

E17 | Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

E16 | Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

E15 | Smell the Umbrella Stand

E14 | Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

E13 | Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)