Name: Meme, Myself, and I
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 min

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Malik steps into his destiny when he gets the opportunity to campaign across Georgia for issues in the state; he hires Sauce Bosses as the official food truck and becomes Curtis' boss.

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Payneful Patriach

After Glo exchanges harsh words with Curtis she gives him 210lbs of pork that a butcher-friend gave her; Curtis is suspicious of the gesture and begins piecing together an unlikely tale of matricide and cannibalism.

So Nice to Meat You

Calvin and Miranda enter the world of hysterical parenting when Christian is having problems at school; they find out he is bullying which brings to the forefront their own tempers and issues.

Coco Parenting

When Curtis throws a fit about all the money he and Ella are spending, he implements drastic cost-cutting measures; things backfire when Ella follows his direction and begins cutting back on the things he enjoys.

Mr. Bills

Curtis wants to build his Sauce Boss brand and Ella needs to get women to register for the church's help center to receive a much-needed grant.

Hashtag Help

When CJ brings home a new drone for the fire department, it is stolen in what he believes to be a burglary; to ward off any further intrusions, CJ installs a high-tech home security system with audiovisual capabilities.

Insecurity System

Everyone is excited for Malik when he finally gets a good-paying job, until they find out it's for a weed dispensary; Malik tries to educate them on all the benefits of marijuana as a medicinal drug.

Of Mice and Men

Someone breaks into Curtis' food truck, and a much-loved family heirloom, an old Hokie pot used to make his father's special sauce, is stolen.

The Paranoid and the Private

When Ella discovers the Help Center has fallen into disrepair, she talks Curtis into lending the church money from their savings to fix it up; the couple soon butt heads over the fastest way to get their money back.

Cracked Nest Egg

It looks like someone is occupying the old Caskey house; Curtis enlists C.J. to help him investigate it; when Curtis alerts C.J., Lisa overhears and adds fuel to the fire, stating she saw some suspicious activity happen outside that house.

Unwelcomed Neighbors

When Ella learns Curtis went behind her back and put Miranda on a $500 budget to plan their wedding renewal, she debates whether she should marry Curtis all over again.

Going to the Chapel and Not Getting Married

Curtis shows Ella how much he appreciates her by re-creating their first date and planning a sweet surprise for their anniversary; Laura takes offense to Calvin's constant teasing.

Payneful Pain

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After Calvin has a bout of writers' block, he is inspired to use footage of Curtis having violent outbursts for a new ad campaign; when Curtis learns he's become a viral sensation he takes advantage of his internet audience.

S11 E5 | Meme, Myself, and I