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Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

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That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.

Arguments for the Quickie

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.

And the Plot Moistens

Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Ergo, the Booty Call

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

My Tongue Is Meat

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia.

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Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

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