Name: My Tongue Is Meat
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 min

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Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

Two and a Half Men

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.

Arguments for the Quickie

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.

And the Plot Moistens

Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Ergo, the Booty Call

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

My Tongue Is Meat

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia.

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.

S3 E15 | My Tongue Is Meat

E24 | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

E23 | Arguments for the Quickie

E22 | Just Once With Aunt Sophie

E21 | And the Plot Moistens

E20 | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

E19 | Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

E18 | The Spit-Covered Cobbler

E17 | The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

E16 | Ergo, the Booty Call

E15 | My Tongue Is Meat

E14 | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

E13 | Humiliation Is a Visual Medium