Name: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 min

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A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Two and a Half Men

Can You Feel My Finger?

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Just Like Buffalo

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake; Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship; Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request, Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him; Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situation; when Charlie tries to get out of the arrangement, Alan suffers.

No Sniffing, No Wowing

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

That Was Saliva, Alan

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Sarah Like Puny Alan

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