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After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Two and a Half Men

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Gumby With a Pokey

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Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."

I Called Him Magoo

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

I Found Your Mustache

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

Tinkle Like a Princess

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Aye, Aye, Captain

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Crude and Uncalled For

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

Yay, No Polyps!

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Warning, It's Dirty

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

S7 E6 | Give Me Your Thumb

E22 | This Is Not Gonna End Well

E21 | Gumby With a Pokey

E20 | I Called Him Magoo

E19 | Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

E18 | Ixnay on the Oggie Day

E17 | I Found Your Mustache

E16 | Tinkle Like a Princess

E15 | Aye, Aye, Captain

E14 | Crude and Uncalled For

E13 | Yay, No Polyps!

E12 | Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

E11 | Warning, It's Dirty