Name: Crude and Uncalled For
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 min

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After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

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This Is Not Gonna End Well

Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

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Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."

I Called Him Magoo

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

I Found Your Mustache

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

Tinkle Like a Princess

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Aye, Aye, Captain

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Crude and Uncalled For

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

Yay, No Polyps!

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Warning, It's Dirty

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