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A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Two and a Half Men

Can You Feel My Finger?

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Just Like Buffalo

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).

No Sniffing, No Wowing

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

That Was Saliva, Alan

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.

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After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.

S1 E6 | Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

E24 | Can You Feel My Finger?

E23 | Just Like Buffalo

E22 | My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

E21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing

E20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

E19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

E18 | An Old Flame With a New Wick

E17 | Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

E16 | That Was Saliva, Alan

E15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

E14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas

E13 | Sarah Like Puny Alan