Name: My Future Self 'n' Me
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 min

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Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.

My Future Self 'n' Me

The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit.

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The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.

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Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society.

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The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.

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The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death.

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The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.

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