Name: Life is a Cabaret
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 min

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Stevie is nowhere to be found on opening night for Cabaret; David attempts to make a big announcement.

Schitt's Creek

Life is a Cabaret

Patrick and David go on a romantic hike; everyone panics over Johnny's health scare.

The Hike

Johnny fills in at the annual mayor's roast; David tries to stop Moira from finding out about Stevie and Patrick's dance lessons.

The Roast

While in town for the surprise party, Patrick's parents get a surprise of their own; Moira gets coaxed into going to a soap opera convention with Alexis.

Meet the Parents

Johnny and Moira accidentally hit a cat; David has a run-in with an old colleague who has a business very similar to Rose Apothecary.

Roadkill

David agrees to play in the annual baseball game; Moira's rehearsal pushes Stevie over the edge.

The M.V.P.

Johnny and Stevie attend the hospitality awards; Moira tries to stop Alexis from auditioning for Cabaret.

The Hospies

Johnny believes Ted's mom is attracted to him; Moira gets involved in a local musical production.

A Whisper of Desire

Moira and the Jazzagals take Jocelyn to the casino; Johnny has a conversation with Stevie about intimacy in the workplace.

Rock On!

Ted finally lets loose at David and Patrick's housewarming party; Johnny and Moira baby-sit Roland Jr.

Housewarming

Johnny finds himself under financial pressure with the arrival of Moira's high-priced red carpet gown for the Crows movie premiere; David is conned into taking a road trip with Stevie.

The Dress

Alexis and Johnny come up with a plan to impress a motel reviewer; David and Patrick look for an apartment.

The Plant

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