Name: Portland Secedes
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 min

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Portlandia

Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control; Fred and Carrie attempt protesting for cyclist rights; Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage; a couple explains alcohol to their adult son; Fred discovers models.

Misunderstood Miracles

Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating; an actor teaches a boss how to fire employees; the National Small Talk Convention takes place.

Passenger Rating

Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation; the mayor tries to break a world record; Time Tailors evaluate a man's schedule.

Ants

Fred and Carrie help Portland secede; the eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest; Dave and Kath leave notes on cars.

Portland Secedes

Carrie looks for a new friend; Jill tries a radical diet; Drew and Andy host a film festival; Gavin opens an elaborate box set.

Friend Replacement

Fred has a marriage arranged; a school hires a bully to teach children grit; a man keeps commenting "Beautiful" on social media posts.

Amore

Toni and Candace retire; Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies; rats consider the charms of squirrels.

Separation Anxiety

Fred starts a business; Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love; Drew and Andy plan a funeral; Nina gives Lance a massage chair.

Fred's Cell Phone Company

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Fred doesn't dig Carrie's beau; Drew and Andy ask about men; Melanie and Lars buy a rug.

Carrie Dates a Hunk

Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert; a traveler checks into an unconventional hotel; the weirdos discover a store that specializes in bedding and home beauty products.

The Storytellers

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This comedy series is created by Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein and Jonathan Krisel. Each episode's character-based sketches draw viewers into Portlandia, the creators' dreamy and absurd rendering of Portland, Ore.

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