Name: May the Best Stan Win
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 min

ALLTV

Roger wants to be roasted on his birthday but ends up being distraught by the jokes; the Smith family goes on the run.

American Dad!

Great Space Roaster

Stan tries to get the family into shape for a neighborhood pool party; an accident leaves Stan humiliated.

An Incident at Owl Creek

Roger studies crime scene photography; Stan bullies Steve in hopes of toughening him up, prompting Francine to help Steve take a stand.

Bully for Steve

While out tasting wines, a drunken Roger kisses Francine, who decides to tell Stan about the incident.

Merlot Down Dirty Shame

Roger joins the police academy to learn how to defend his family after he and Francine are victims of a mugging; Hayley's new friendship threatens her long-term relationship.

Cops & Roger

When Stan admits that his heroes include the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team, Roger confesses that he played on the team; Reginald tries to win over Hayley by taking her to a concert.

Return of the Bling

Stan gives Francine "love coupons" for Valentine's Day, but he is uninterested when she wants to redeem them; Roger helps Steve and his friends remake a 1980s movie.

May the Best Stan Win

Stan changes his opinion on social programs after he develops a drug addiction and falls on hard times.

A Jones for a Smith

Francine wants Stan to get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV, but he hatches a plan at the horse track to save his ride; Steve tries to help an old friend.

Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth

Stan is furious when he cannot get a good seat at church on Christmas Day; a moment of divine intervention occurs when Francine tries to ease her husband's frustration; Francine is kidnapped.

Rapture's Delight

When Hayley rejects Stan's advice, he decides to start a dry-cleaning business run by a bunch of strippers; when the business fails miserably, he is forced to become a male stripper to make some extra money.

G-String Circus

After following Hayley to a concert, Stan becomes obsessed with the performing rock group and insists on meeting the lead singer by following the band on the road as a groupie.

My Morning Straitjacket

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S5 E12 | May the Best Stan Win