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Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

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Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

My Bodacious Vidalia

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

Another Night With Neil Diamond

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

The 9:04 From Pemberton

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

Run Steven Staven! Run!

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York, so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

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Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.

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Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

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