Name: The Abstinence
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 25 min

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George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.

S8 E9 | The Abstinence